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He'll know me the first time he sees me

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And I'll shiver the first time he
touches

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me And I'll know it by the way

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he smiles And he'll show it

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and you know

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Well, I'm employed by Mr. Fitzwillie.

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Fitzwillie? What's he do?

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Well, real estate, mostly. He owns
several large... Oh,

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yeah.

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Why is he so interested in some dame he
doesn't even know?

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Mr. Fitzwillie is the kind of man who
admires young ladies.

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He's looking for the girl.

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What the hell should be wrong?

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Tim, it's just a movie.

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I don't know why you get so jealous.

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Why? You want to know why I get jealous?

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Because look at this. I'm surrounded by
the fucking guy. Jeff Justice posters,

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Jeff Justice t-shirts. Here, t-shirts.

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Look, all over your fucking room, Jeff
Justice.

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I mean, we can't even get it on anymore
without the sucker running around on TV.

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I had no idea it bothered you so much.

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You know, Marianne, you really got a
problem with this Jeff Justice thing.

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I mean, sometimes you act like a
15-year-old kid.

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You should be so lucky.

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Now, come on, sweetheart.

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The girls are going to be here any
minute. See what I mean? The same four

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fucking broadsmen getting together on
the same fucking night every week for

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the last six fucking years. So what?
They can moan and groan over the same

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Hollywood phony?

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Fuck off, Tim. We get together because
we're good friends.

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Not just to moan and groan over Jeff.

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So, do you want to or not?

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You know me better than that.

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Suck it nice and slow.

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Marianne, suck it.

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Lick it like a lollipop, Marianne.

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Come on.

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Make like a lollipop, little girl.

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You're fucking justice.

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You like sucking it, don't you?

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I want you to fuck me too.

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Does it feel nice and warm and wet?

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Does your prick love to fuck with

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cunts?

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Does it make you mad that I beat off the
Jeff Justice?

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Yeah. Oh yeah, Marianne.

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Come on, take it down your throat.

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Come on.

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Oh yeah.

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Come on, jerk it with your hand quick.

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Yeah. Yeah, baby.

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Oh, sugar, I'm gonna come off.

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Yeah, get it off, baby.

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Funny, Tim. No waiting, girls. One at a
time, all at once.

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Step right up. God damn it, Tim. Get the
hell out of here.

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Whatever you say, darling.

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No class, Tim.

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Good God.

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Sorry. I can't believe you did that,
Tim, right in front of my girlfriend.

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You're such a fucking asshole. Here,

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you're not going anywhere.

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Go put yourself on display somewhere
else.

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Not in my... No, nothing to drink,
nothing at all. You embarrass me in

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front of my girlfriends. You're a
citizen.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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All right, all right, I'm going. Why
don't you go try male exotic dancing?

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You're going to miss me when I'm gone.

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Can I get my drink?

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You can starve.

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And that, ladies, is what separates real
men like Jeff Justice from jerks like my

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ex-boyfriend.

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Have a seat.

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You know where the booze is.

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God, after that show, I need a drink.

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How about you two?

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No, thanks.

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No.

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I have to apologize for that asshole's
rude behavior.

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Oh, God, thanks.

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Mmm, that's good, Chris.

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Whatever happened to plain old sexy,
intelligent, classy men?

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We all have the same problem, Marianne.

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I know.

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Everyone but Sue.

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God, how I envy you.

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Working beside Jeff day in and day out.

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How could you stand to tear yourself
away from him at the end of the day?

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Look, Marianne, I just work for the man.
Even personal secretaries get time off.

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Yeah, but it's the time on I'm
interested in.

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How come you never tell us about the
nasty things you two do when you're

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alone together, like who's ever fucked
you on the floor or who's ever fucked

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you in his motorhome?

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What about dogs stalling an armchair or
against a wall?

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Please tell us.

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It's not like you think it is. Mr.
Justice and I have a good working

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relationship, and that's it.

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Why is it I can never bring myself to
believe you, Sue?

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I mean, out of all of us, you've been
the one to achieve her life's most

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greatest ambition.

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I mean, personal secretary to the most
gorgeous guy ever to walk this planet.

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Honestly, Marianne, I mean, don't get me
wrong. Jeff's a great guy.

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But he's not quite as great as you seem
to think he is.

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That's easy for you to say.

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But I think you're hogging him all to
yourself.

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That's not true.

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Now, who got you those passes when Jeff
was making his last movie?

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Big deal.

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We were never allowed within 50 feet of
the set.

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I never even saw him.

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I don't think.

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It would be so nice for just once in my
life... to get laid by a real man

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like Jeff.

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I don't understand it, Sue. I mean,
you're a good-looking girl, especially

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if you took off those glasses and fixed
yourself up some.

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Is this a proposal, Mary Ann?

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If Jeff really isn't bawling you, well,
then the competition must be pretty

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stiff.

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He's got to have closets full of
stunning, horny little starlets just

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ready and waiting to fuck him at the
snap of his fingers.

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Ooh, it's probably a challenge just to
get along with him long enough to even

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get laid.

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I'd do it.

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You know, where one couldn't do it, four
just might.

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What?

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Uh-oh.

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Listen to me. Do you want to be stuck
with rotten guys like Tim for the rest

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of your lives without ever having tasted
something sweeter?

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Well?

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Certainly not.

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Right.

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There are times in our lives when we
have to all reach out and grasp the big

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brass ring.

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Huh? Go for the gusto.

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That's right. Go for it while we're
still young and strong and crazy enough

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to do something about it. What are you
rambling on about?

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There's a way for all of us to make love
to the man of our dreams.

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We can all get laid by Jeff Justice.

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Oh, that sounds like fun, Marianne.

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But you're nuts.

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No, listen.

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It's so simple. It's beautiful. It's
right here in our hands.

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Sue here knows every move he makes.

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So all we got to do is find out where he
will be, make sure he's alone,

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and then each one of us will take our
turns fucking him while the others are

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free to watch the door. It's really
simple, see?

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But what if he didn't want to play?

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Well, then we'll force him.

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There's enough of us. We'll tie him up
if necessary.

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Oh, boy, I know he'd want to play with
me.

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I'm game.

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I'd risk going to jail for a torture
fuck with Jeff Justice.

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Well, Sue?

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I can't believe what I'm hearing.

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Believe it. It'll work.

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And we can't do it without you.

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Well, you can count me out. Because my
job and my career mean more to me than

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hopping in a sack with Jeff Justice.

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There, see?

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Selfish. You wouldn't have to go.

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You could still help us without anybody
ever knowing you did.

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I mean, after all, we're not going to
hurt him or anything.

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Just fucking his lights up.

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Come on, Sue, thank you for it. No, I
mean it. If you guys want to, go right

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ahead. But you're not going to get any
help from me.

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Well, I tried.

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At least I tried.

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Could we please just talk about
something else?

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Sure. Talk about something else.

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That's all these girls can think about
is Jeff Justice.

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You'd think it'd be fabulous to be the
private secretary to a famous movie star

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like Jeff.

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But let me tell you, it's usually more
trouble than it's worth.

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This is out. It all started with a
meeting at the studio.

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This is in and this is out.

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Now get her into wardrobe and makeup
right away. Okay, thank you.

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Sue, Sid, I'm glad you could make our
little meeting.

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I'd like you to meet Joe Decker.

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Come on in, Decker.

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He's with Star Security Services.

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Sid.

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Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. It's
back at one of the high points of my

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life. I'm new in town, and I... Look, I
hope this is important.

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I'm one of the busiest agents in
Hollywood. They're keeping a table for

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my maison for me right now. Let's get
this done with.

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Sid, when you hear what I have to say,
you may be one of the poorest agents.

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Now, there's a vicious rumor circulating
around this town that affects me very

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much. A rumor about your biggest client.
It's a lie.

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Oh, really?

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Excuse me, I think I missed something
here.

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It's about Jeff, isn't it?

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Oh, come on, Sue.

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I thought you'd be the first to know.

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Come on, tell her, Sid.

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There is a filthy lying story going
around that Jeff is...

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...infinite. Rumor hell.

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It's been a fact for six months.

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Now... Do you know how much money Jeff's
reputation as a hard dick represents to

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this studio?

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Oh, come on, Sid. Why the hell did I
have to hear it at the Polo Lounge?

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F you. Look, it's only a temporary
problem Jeff is having. Really, only

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temporary. I didn't want to waste your
time with it, sweetheart.

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It's no big thing.

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Damn right it's no big thing.

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What do you think his adoring public is
going to do when they find out that the

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screen's greatest stud has a limp noodle
hanging between his legs?

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I'll tell you what they're going to do.
They're going to laugh this studio right

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out of millions of dollars and me out on
the street.

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And I promise you, Sid, if I go, you're
going with me. Oh, wait a minute, F.U.

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There's rumors going around town about
everyone.

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Why should Jeff's problem, if he even
does have a problem, ever go public?

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Yeah, you're right, Sue.

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That's why Mr.

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Decker is attending our little meeting.

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Amber, me?

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Seems that that scandalous, sleazy
newspaper has gotten wind of Jeff's

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problem. You mean the American Inquirer?
Oh, no.

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They've assigned their best muckraking,
dirt-dealing reporter to get the goods

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on Jeff. We can't let that happen.

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That's where you come in.

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Where's that, boss?

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I want you to make sure that this bitch
doesn't get within a mile of Jeff's

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personal life.

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Or rather, lack of it.

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Now, I'm sending him down to his beach
house tomorrow.

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I want you there first thing in the
morning.

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Now, you come highly recommended,
Decker, so don't let me down.

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No sweat, boss.

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When I get my hands on this little
honeypot of yours, the only personal

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affairs she's gonna be into are gonna be
mine.

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I don't care how you do it. Just keep
that bitch down.

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Okay, if you'll excuse us.

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Ah, no, no, no, Sid.

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Not you, baby.

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Come here.

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We got some things to talk about. We do?

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Jan Manley.

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You know her?

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No, but I know of her.

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She's the best and dirtiest in the
business.

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Personally, I think Jeff's in a lot of
trouble.

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Yeah?

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Well, you're not giving me very much
credit, are you?

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Well, I know her reputation.

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Jeff's wouldn't be the first career in
this town she's ruined.

245
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,320
It's funny.

246
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,180
You wouldn't think someone that
beautiful could be so ruthless.

247
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,040
Well, don't you worry your pretty little
head about it.

248
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,960
I got a pretty good reputation myself.

249
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,900
And you.

250
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:42,640
You know, if you let those glasses come
down a bit and loosened up your hair,

251
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,080
there'd be a good-looking woman in
there.

252
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,500
Excuse me, Mr. Decker.

253
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,060
Wait a minute.

254
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,560
That's my number at the motel.

255
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,060
Just in case you need my services.

256
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,700
Good night.

257
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,680
Sue, for Christ's sake, what the hell
are you doing here? I'm sorry, Jeff.

258
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,000
Oh, my God, did you bruise me? No,
you're fine.

259
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,979
Are you sure?

260
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:17,980
Positive.

261
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,600
What the hell are you doing here,
anyway? I've been trying to locate you

262
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,600
all day.

263
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,180
You know you are of absolutely no use to
me if I can't find you when I need you.

264
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,680
I couldn't find you.

265
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,400
I left messages on your answering
machine all day.

266
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,200
Well, I wasn't home.

267
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:38,960
Now look, Sue, I grossly overpay you to
keep track of me and to make yourself

268
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:43,080
available the minute I need you, not
half a day later.

269
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:47,300
Look, if you're unhappy with the way I
do my job, which is pretty damn well,

270
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,020
then why the hell don't you just fire
me?

271
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,420
I don't know, Sue.

272
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,840
Maybe I'm looking for some improvement.

273
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:05,420
You know, if I fired you now from such a
cushy job, what would happen to you?

274
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:10,700
I mean, you could never find another job
like this one. And frankly, that would

275
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:11,800
bother my conscience.

276
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,560
What?

277
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,220
Yes?

278
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,600
Well, I never told you this before,
but...

279
00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:28,150
When I was 12 years old, I had the
biggest crush of my life on you.

280
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,910
I thought you were my knight in shining
armor.

281
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:34,490
That one day you were gonna come and
sweep me away to your castle.

282
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,290
Boy, if I only knew.

283
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:44,250
So you were once a pimply-faced little
girl who had a crush on me.

284
00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:48,250
You and a million others, babe. Now get
back to work.

285
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,310
You lousy bastard!

286
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:55,770
This pimply-faced little girl is going
to cut you down to size.

287
00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:12,090
Hello, Marianne.

288
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:14,370
What about that plan of yours?

289
00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:18,410
Jeff made me so mad, I went straight to
Jan Manley's office to let her in on my

290
00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:19,950
plan to ruin Jeff Justice.

291
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,740
That's the damnedest story I've ever
heard.

292
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,220
Your three girlfriends are going to make
my job very easy for me if they can pull

293
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,200
this stunt off. They're pretty
determined.

294
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,040
Hmm.

295
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,440
And you're sure they don't know about
Jeff's condition?

296
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,400
Of course not. That's the beauty of it.

297
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,440
Yeah. Hmm.

298
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,860
Three disillusioned groupies.

299
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,620
And when they find out the truth, I'm
going to be there with lots of sympathy

300
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,200
and my trusty tape recorder.

301
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:53,420
Now, what about this private watchdog
the studio hired?

302
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,660
Here's the number of the motel he's
staying at.

303
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,200
He's got to be prevented from going to
that beach house.

304
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,460
Don't worry, Sue. I'll take care of it.

305
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:06,140
Well, I've got to warn you.

306
00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,840
He's seen a picture of you. He knows
what you look like.

307
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,800
Don't worry.

308
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,000
Deception is my business.

309
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,470
Go away, I'm sleeping.

310
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:34,010
All right, all right!

311
00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:35,530
God damn it.

312
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:37,670
Honey!

313
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:50,670
Jan had to keep Detective Decker at the
motel long enough for the girls to have

314
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:52,410
a chance to get the plan into action.

315
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,720
In this place?

316
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,280
Yes, sir. I'm the new maid. I just
started today.

317
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,360
This has got to be a gag.

318
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:17,780
What's that?

319
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:18,820
What's what, sir?

320
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,280
That. Oh, that's your complimentary
bottle of champagne.

321
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,520
On the house.

322
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920
On the house.

323
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,220
Yuck.

324
00:26:29,659 --> 00:26:30,659
Something wrong?

325
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:32,380
Oh, no, sir.

326
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,760
Nothing's wrong.

327
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,020
Well, here's the bet. Don't let me get
in your way.

328
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,800
Joseph, you must be living right.

329
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:45,780
Excuse me.

330
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:49,500
While you're working, you don't mind if
I take a shower, do you?

331
00:26:49,820 --> 00:26:50,820
Oh, no, not at all.

332
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,900
Then I'll just go right ahead.

333
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,340
Take a shower.

334
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,680
a big Hollywood star today, and I'm late
already.

335
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,580
Decker saw through Jan's disguise and
was going to leave, so she had to jump

336
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:10,580
into action.

337
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,420
Justice, I think, is his name.

338
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,940
Hey, wait a minute. You can't do that.

339
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,240
Oh, yeah?

340
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,520
Why not?

341
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:18,940
Because I won't let you.

342
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,120
All right.

343
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,680
Just one thing.

344
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:27,160
Yeah? Me, Joe.

345
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,260
You, not Jane.

346
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,330
Ha ha ha!

347
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,330
Ha ha ha.

348
00:31:04,370 --> 00:31:07,170
My job.

349
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:38,130
Oh that's nice.

350
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:09,780
you'd get better.

351
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,400
around here.

352
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,660
Hi.

353
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,000
All night party, dear?

354
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,680
Huh?

355
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,080
That ridiculous dress.

356
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,120
Oh, I wore it just for you.

357
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,100
I'd like to tell you that you have the
wrong house, but something tells me it

358
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,038
ain't so.

359
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,040
So, goodbye.

360
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:13,400
No, wait! Wait!

361
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,340
Don't you remember this dress? It's the
same one Glenn Jones wore in Fiery

362
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:23,320
Passion. You were so masculine, the way
you ripped off that dress and

363
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,320
everything.

364
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,980
Listen, I don't have time for this,
really.

365
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:33,000
Why don't you just run along like a good
little clod? Oh, no, but I can't.

366
00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:37,560
Come on, Marianne. I told you, general
persuasion is not going to work.

367
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,780
Yeah, we're wasting time.

368
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,380
Uh, look, ladies.

369
00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:44,570
I love you all. Really, I do.

370
00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:47,909
But if you don't get the hell out of my
house right now, I'm going to call the

371
00:34:47,909 --> 00:34:51,370
police. Look, darling, we're here for a
good time, and you're going to give it

372
00:34:51,370 --> 00:34:51,968
to us.

373
00:34:51,969 --> 00:34:52,969
Yeah.

374
00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:54,570
What is this, a kidnapping?

375
00:34:55,110 --> 00:34:57,250
No, it's more like a sex napping.

376
00:34:58,270 --> 00:34:59,270
Oh, Jeff!

377
00:34:59,830 --> 00:35:02,830
If you only knew how much I care for
you.

378
00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:06,490
Oh, I would never hurt you, only give
you all my love. Yeah.

379
00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:10,010
Jesus, get off of me, will you, please?

380
00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:14,990
And if that isn't enough, why don't you
see what I've got for you? Oh, my God.

381
00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:18,610
If you're the man we think you are, how
could you turn us down?

382
00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:20,710
Look, look, this is ridiculous.

383
00:35:21,130 --> 00:35:25,510
Do you think you three little bimbos can
just troop right in here and wind up in

384
00:35:25,510 --> 00:35:26,530
bed with Jeff Justice?

385
00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:28,370
Yeah! Oh, God.

386
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,089
That's right.

387
00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:33,170
And you can either go willingly or the
hard way.

388
00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:34,410
Mace?

389
00:35:43,370 --> 00:35:44,368
thought of the idea.

390
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:47,010
And I convinced our friend, you know.

391
00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:49,970
Anyway, I deserve to go first. That's
all.

392
00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:54,130
What the hell? There won't be anything
left of him when I get through.

393
00:35:54,370 --> 00:35:55,730
We'll all get a turn.

394
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:58,390
Sure. Go ahead, Marianne.

395
00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:01,230
Here, you'll need this.

396
00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:05,570
Now look, look, ladies. I got something
to say about this. You don't understand.

397
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,430
Keep that away from me.

398
00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:09,010
Easy.

399
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,370
He's so cute.

400
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:12,010
Oh, get him, Marianne.

401
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,840
Oh, Jeff, I know it's wrong to do it
this way, darling. But my passion will

402
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,280
overcome my reason if you only knew how
much I care for you, how much I can give

403
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:31,300
you. Oh, my God, I've loved you ever
since I was a little girl. Yeah. All my

404
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,340
girlfriends and I really love you so
much. Really.

405
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:37,120
I'll only do this once. I don't have to
see you after this if you don't want me

406
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,600
to. But for once, I need to know what
it's like to be with a real man.

407
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,380
Jesus, will you just slow down?

408
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,100
I'm sorry.

409
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:46,920
That's all right. I know what...

410
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,590
Being around me does to a woman.

411
00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:50,870
Oh, but I just love you so much.

412
00:36:53,690 --> 00:36:55,810
You've got nice tits. Oh, thank you.

413
00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:59,130
Maybe this will work after all.

414
00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:02,230
But you've got to promise me two things.

415
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:03,590
Oh, anything.

416
00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:07,670
Well, first of all, you have to do
everything I tell you.

417
00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:12,070
And second, I want you to get rid of
those two other bimbos down there and

418
00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:13,070
we're finished, all right?

419
00:37:13,290 --> 00:37:15,210
Anything you say, Jeffy, baby.

420
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,280
Okay. Um... Why don't you get out of the
dress?

421
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,800
I've been waiting for this for so long.

422
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,240
You have no idea.

423
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Well, I'm willing to give it one good
college try.

424
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,200
I've got your pictures all over my
bedroom wall.

425
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,220
My boyfriend is so jealous of you. You
can't...

426
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:45,000
Did you have any

427
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000
trouble?

428
00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:47,610
No trouble at all.

429
00:37:48,930 --> 00:37:53,730
You, on the other hand, Sue, are in a
great deal of trouble.

430
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,910
I thought you said there were no
problems.

431
00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:58,930
But I've had no problems.

432
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:02,490
On the contrary, I've had nothing but
pleasure since I've been here.

433
00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:04,310
Life's just like that sometimes.

434
00:38:05,390 --> 00:38:06,690
What about your story?

435
00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:09,870
Well, I'm afraid that life is over for
me.

436
00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:12,870
Joe and I are going into business
together.

437
00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:15,330
What with my resources and his...

438
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,400
Talents, I think, will make a great
team.

439
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,360
This boy's quite a smooth operator,
honey.

440
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:25,780
You're not so bad yourself, sweetheart.

441
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:35,300
Listen, uh, Sue...

442
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:42,260
You gotta help me stop this thing before

443
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,260
it gets too far.

444
00:38:46,650 --> 00:38:50,590
Now, I sure as hell would like to know
what I'm getting into over there.

445
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:57,650
From what little that Jan could tell me,
I make you as an accomplice.

446
00:38:58,810 --> 00:39:01,770
And I can just about guarantee that
you're going to jail.

447
00:39:05,370 --> 00:39:10,410
But if you help me, maybe I can keep
your ass out of the can.

448
00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:15,450
I'm ready.

449
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,500
Let's go.

450
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,460
God, I could just die.

451
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:27,200
I did everything, and he just sat there,
limp.

452
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,500
I can't believe it.

453
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,500
You're a king.

454
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,620
What a bummer.

455
00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:36,760
Did you tell me it was his biggest fan,
Marianne? Do me a favor.

456
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:39,160
Sure. Was, Chris, was.

457
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:42,320
That asshole doesn't deserve someone
like me.

458
00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:43,620
Right.

459
00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:46,890
Come on, let's get out of here.

460
00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:48,550
Not me.

461
00:39:48,810 --> 00:39:50,470
I haven't had my turn yet.

462
00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:54,690
Chris, I told you, the man cannot get it
up.

463
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:59,030
Just because you failed doesn't mean I
will.

464
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,630
Chris, the man is impotent.

465
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:08,670
He hasn't had a hard-on in six months or
more. He told me so.

466
00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:13,370
So, what do you got, a magic pussy or
something?

467
00:40:14,590 --> 00:40:17,130
Lemptic or not, I'm taking my turn.

468
00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:18,470
Where's Cindy?

469
00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:36,970
Cindy?

470
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:46,480
They're in the other room.

471
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,260
There's a whole closet full of them.

472
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:53,520
There's snaky ones, and leathery ones,
and roller derby ones.

473
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,320
All right, all right, Cindy, we get the
picture.

474
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,000
Marianne, he's not a limp dick. He's
kinky.

475
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,600
I'm going to go see what else they got.
Come on. I'm going to see Daddy.

476
00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,330
What's wrong, Daddy?

477
00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:23,590
For Christ's sake, I'm not your daddy.

478
00:41:24,670 --> 00:41:26,230
You look like a nice man.

479
00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:28,950
Can I sit on your lap, mister?

480
00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:33,450
This isn't going to work.

481
00:41:33,770 --> 00:41:35,130
Will you please get out of here?

482
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,130
No.

483
00:41:37,970 --> 00:41:40,630
Not until I tell you my secret.

484
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,270
I've been a bad girl, mister.

485
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:51,070
I'll bet you can't guess what I did.

486
00:41:51,410 --> 00:41:54,690
Look, just please get the fuck out of
here, all right, and leave me alone.

487
00:41:55,350 --> 00:42:01,170
I was riding my bicycle for a long way.

488
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:07,730
And after a while, the seat started to
feel real good.

489
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:13,610
And even though I was so tired, I kept
riding

490
00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,930
and riding.

491
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:19,420
and writing, and it kept feeling better.

492
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,000
Oh, and better and better.

493
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:24,980
Really?

494
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,660
Then what happened?

495
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,620
Nothing. I rode and rode and rode.

496
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,860
Oh, it felt so good.

497
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,680
I know I could just write all day.

498
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,580
You certainly are a tasty little morsel.

499
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:48,460
I did something wrong, though.

500
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,180
I just wish I knew what it was.

501
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:54,080
Can you help me, mister?

502
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,100
I'd be real grateful.

503
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,540
And how old are you, little girl?

504
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,900
I'm not gonna tell you.

505
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:10,360
But everyone says I'm big for my age.

506
00:43:18,890 --> 00:43:20,810
for writing a big surprise for me.

507
00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:23,750
I want it. Show it to me now.

508
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,090
You've never seen one of these before?

509
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:29,910
I don't think so.

510
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,870
Is it for writing?

511
00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:38,210
Oh, that's right, you young, nasty
little whore.

512
00:43:38,610 --> 00:43:41,750
For writing and sucking and many things
more.

513
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:44,010
Oh.

514
00:44:11,019 --> 00:44:12,019
Oh, that's good.

515
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,160
Call me Daddy again, will you?

516
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720
Daddy.

517
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:25,340
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

518
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,680
Okay, good. Go on, go on, go on.

519
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:37,800
All right, all right, all right. Stop.

520
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,230
Stop. Stop it!

521
00:44:41,890 --> 00:44:44,690
I know what you'd like.

522
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:51,530
You show me yours, and I'll show you
mine.

523
00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:55,350
See?

524
00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:59,730
This is mine.

525
00:45:02,570 --> 00:45:04,810
Let me see these.

526
00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:08,450
These are mine.

527
00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:11,980
Yes, yes, go on, go on.

528
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,960
Ooh, that feels good.

529
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:18,380
Ooh.

530
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:21,540
Ooh.

531
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,340
Yes, be a nasty little girl. Play with
yourself.

532
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,960
That's good.

533
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Oh.

534
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,180
It feels so good.

535
00:46:58,860 --> 00:46:59,860
I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

536
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,520
Now get the fuck out of here, all right?

537
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,920
Stop it!

538
00:47:11,260 --> 00:47:14,340
What the hell's the matter with you
anyway?

539
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,620
Just get out of here and tell those two
other bimbos to leave.

540
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:52,960
Oh, God.

541
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:57,760
Not another one.

542
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,500
You've been a very bad boy.

543
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,800
Now, look, I'm getting tired of all this
bullshit.

544
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Mace or no mace, I'm getting out of here
and nothing is going to stop me. What

545
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
about this wimp?

546
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:15,960
Hey, take it easy with that thing. It
could mark up my face.

547
00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:18,820
Stay away from me.

548
00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:24,680
Look, any man who couldn't get turned on
by two hot horny hotties like Marianne

549
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,060
and Cindy must be a sick man.

550
00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:29,980
I know how to treat you, Jeff. I know
how to treat a sick man.

551
00:48:37,870 --> 00:48:38,729
Well, let's go.

552
00:48:38,730 --> 00:48:39,730
It's about time.

553
00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:41,150
I'm dying of thirst.

554
00:48:41,490 --> 00:48:43,670
Yeah, well, you come on into the house
and we'll fix you something in the

555
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:44,670
jiffy. Come on.

556
00:48:44,950 --> 00:48:46,490
No, we don't want to go in.

557
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,250
Sandy, come on.

558
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:49,870
Come on, you'll love this place.

559
00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:52,990
Our friend Jeff Justice owns it. You
know who he is.

560
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:55,470
We'd really rather not.

561
00:48:55,990 --> 00:48:57,610
Can't you bring us something out here?

562
00:48:57,890 --> 00:48:59,690
Yeah, we'd rather wait here in the sun.

563
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,850
Aye, aye, sir.

564
00:49:02,490 --> 00:49:03,610
Come on, Chuck, let's go.

565
00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:05,308
All right.

566
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:06,310
Get ready.

567
00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:09,630
Come on, Chuck, let's go.

568
00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:11,170
Yeah. Come on, Gary.

569
00:49:15,030 --> 00:49:16,030
Uh,

570
00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,270
listen, Gary.

571
00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:21,590
Where'd you find these women? Damn
iceboxes. Both of them.

572
00:49:21,890 --> 00:49:24,810
A friend of mine from the extras guild
sent them over. I told them we needed

573
00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:25,950
pretty girls for a beach movie.

574
00:49:26,850 --> 00:49:29,150
Yeah, the Ice Age comes to Malibu,
maybe.

575
00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:31,390
Well, they are pretty, aren't they?

576
00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:33,970
God, what creeps.

577
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:40,230
Forget it, Marianne.

578
00:49:40,850 --> 00:49:43,190
I don't have any more luck with him than
you guys.

579
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:47,130
He's like a vegetable, a limp piece of
soul.

580
00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:49,430
Well, where is he now?

581
00:49:50,330 --> 00:49:52,690
Oh, still tied up like I left him.

582
00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:55,450
Well, shouldn't we untie him?

583
00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:58,470
No, let's wait till we leave. He might
call the cops.

584
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,150
Damn, I'm so horny.

585
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:03,770
Fuck, I need a good stiff dick.

586
00:50:05,030 --> 00:50:07,430
I could use just a real man.

587
00:50:12,270 --> 00:50:13,630
Uh-oh. What is it?

588
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:15,630
There's two men coming up the walk.

589
00:50:15,870 --> 00:50:16,870
Oh, shit.

590
00:50:17,070 --> 00:50:19,870
Shit, Marianne. We could be in some
serious trouble.

591
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:21,290
Shh, be quiet.

592
00:50:21,330 --> 00:50:22,550
But what if they find Jeff?

593
00:50:23,210 --> 00:50:24,210
Be quiet.

594
00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,530
Marianne, go check on Jeff.

595
00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:32,890
Well, hello.

596
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:34,290
Hi. Hi.

597
00:50:34,570 --> 00:50:35,570
Um, Chuck.

598
00:50:36,350 --> 00:50:38,530
Wait, wait, wait. Don't go anywhere.

599
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,170
Where's Jeff?

600
00:50:40,530 --> 00:50:41,670
He's tied up at the moment.

601
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,040
He couldn't help himself.

602
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:45,680
You girls having a party or something?

603
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,160
No, but I wish there was so I could play
pin the tail on the donkey.

604
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,720
What's pin the tail on the donkey?

605
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,580
It's where you put the tail, right
there.

606
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:57,999
Well, I can play that.

607
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,800
You touch her, you'll have to lick me
first. Hey, no problem, Chuck. Look,

608
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,900
I'll play pin the tail on the donkey
with her.

609
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,840
Oh, goody. Okay, Gary.

610
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:08,940
You know how to use this stuff?

611
00:51:09,780 --> 00:51:10,780
Yes, I do.

612
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:13,970
So do I.

613
00:51:28,310 --> 00:51:29,310
Boy,

614
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:36,270
I see you didn't waste enough time,
cowboy.

615
00:51:36,770 --> 00:51:38,750
I hate beating around the bush.

616
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:44,520
You know what I mean? Watch that whip.
Give me that thing. You know how to use

617
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,520
that whip?

618
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:48,600
You've got to really hit someone if
you're going to use that whip.

619
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,680
Well, I'll show you what I know how to
use.

620
00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:51,980
Jesus.

621
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,060
This.

622
00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:23,030
knows what she wants.

623
00:53:24,490 --> 00:53:27,230
And what I want is this.

624
00:53:29,810 --> 00:53:33,590
I can see you haven't been in Hollywood
for too short a time.

625
00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:43,950
This is great because I was thinking of

626
00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:46,310
doing a porno film on the side with my
partner.

627
00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:47,510
Really?

628
00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:50,570
i'd like to see what kind of shots we
could line up you know before we

629
00:53:50,570 --> 00:53:51,570
actually do the phone

630
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,640
Go places, baby.

631
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:29,860
You could sail with me anytime, baby.

632
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,400
Suck the head, baby.

633
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,280
Suck the head. That's right.

634
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,360
Let me see it. Let me see how it looks.

635
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:41,100
That's right. Oh, yeah.

636
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,780
Oh, I like your white face against my
brown dick.

637
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:55,240
I slowly kiss up to the head of my dick.

638
00:54:55,820 --> 00:54:59,600
Start at the ball, Cindy. Start at the
ball. Slowly, slowly kiss up to the

639
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,600
head.

640
00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:01,620
That's right.

641
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,920
That's right.

642
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,040
That's right. Take it all, baby.

643
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:17,220
If I'm gonna return the favor, I can
only do my best job of year on year

644
00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:18,220
back.

645
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,320
Payback's a motherfucker.

646
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:29,800
And then it gets as hard as a lead pipe
so you can shove it up my hot box.

647
00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:31,940
Oh, my God.

648
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,500
You already said that, didn't you?

649
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,290
Yeah.

650
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,920
Take off your panties, Cindy. I want to
fuck you.

651
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,720
Come on.

652
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,080
Come on.

653
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,400
That's right.

654
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:16,720
I want you to sit on me, Cindy.

655
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,860
I want you to lift your dress up and sit
on me, baby.

656
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:21,820
That's right.

657
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,260
Yeah.

658
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:24,820
Yeah.

659
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,120
Come on.

660
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,020
Yeah. Come on.

661
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,460
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

662
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:32,680
That's right, baby.

663
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,140
Oh, yeah.

664
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,020
Oh, give it to me. Oh.

665
00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:39,220
Oh.

666
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,800
Oh, yeah.

667
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:44,900
Oh, babe.

668
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,520
Oh.

669
00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:48,040
How's that feel, baby?

670
00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:49,260
Oh!

671
00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:04,470
No, I'm not that good a fucker. Oh,
baby, I'm not acting. No, I'm not that

672
00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:05,470
good. Oh, I'm not.

673
00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:06,890
Oh, baby.

674
00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:08,830
Oh, baby, I'm not acting.

675
00:59:09,390 --> 00:59:10,750
Oh, God, you're great.

676
01:01:58,250 --> 01:02:00,450
Come back to your house one more time
then.

677
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:57,860
You can trust such a fucking good body.

678
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,900
He's the last drop out of here, baby.

679
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,920
That's right. Oh, that's right. No,
don't let it drip. Oh, that's right.

680
01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:50,580
No, that's good, baby.

681
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:52,100
What potential.

682
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,500
I promise, baby.

683
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,380
Oh, shit.

684
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:20,620
Chuck. What?

685
01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,020
I think our immediate past is catching
up with us.

686
01:05:28,260 --> 01:05:29,260
Holy fuck.

687
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:30,600
It's the Iceberg sisters.

688
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:32,220
All right, look.

689
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:35,140
Why don't we just grab these girls and
go out the back way? We'll just hit up

690
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:36,940
the... Fuck them, all right? All right,
come on.

691
01:05:58,160 --> 01:05:59,160
Where are you guys?

692
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:03,400
Well, I think they dumped us.

693
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:04,740
Are you sure?

694
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,280
Maybe they're around here someplace.

695
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,280
These Hollywood types are all alike.

696
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,320
They're the faggots who flipped out
cankers.

697
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:13,220
And they're all so phony.

698
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,340
Always talking about themselves.

699
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,400
I directed this, I wrote that, blah,
blah, blah.

700
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,920
Boy, would I like to meet something
different for a change.

701
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,280
Yeah. I'm going to see if I can get us a
ride.

702
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:26,720
I'm going to go find a phone.

703
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:28,420
What if somebody's up there?

704
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,280
Relax.

705
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,800
We're the only ones here.

706
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,020
Randy! Come here!

707
01:06:46,620 --> 01:06:47,620
What?

708
01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:49,820
Quick! Come here!

709
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:56,660
What in the world?

710
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,920
Get out of here.

711
01:07:05,260 --> 01:07:06,960
Hey, what are you afraid of?

712
01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:08,880
He's not going anywhere.

713
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:14,680
Well... Don't you know who this is?

714
01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:18,460
It's Jeff Justice, the movie star.

715
01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:21,460
It is.

716
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:27,380
Whoever did this must be around here
someplace.

717
01:07:27,660 --> 01:07:28,499
We gotta go.

718
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:29,500
Come on.

719
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,020
Jeff!

720
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:37,680
Ladies,

721
01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:40,380
there's a private investigator outside
who'd like to talk to you.

722
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,640
Where's the camera when you need one?

723
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:45,480
Where the hell you been?

724
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,020
What are you staring at?

725
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:53,480
Well, I was just looking to see if all
the rumors I'd heard were true, and

726
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,480
apparently they are.

727
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:58,580
Who the hell is this broad, anyway?

728
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:02,460
Jan Manley, American Inquirer.

729
01:08:03,359 --> 01:08:04,359
Oh, shit.

730
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,160
What are you doing in this house?

731
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,660
Two guys brought us here.

732
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:13,180
They said they were friends of Jeff
Justice's.

733
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,600
Stand up straight, would you?

734
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,680
You're in trouble. You know that, don't
you? What are you doing in this house?

735
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,040
The same thing.

736
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:22,960
These guys brought us here. They said
they were friends of Jeff.

737
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,880
All right, girls.

738
01:08:30,530 --> 01:08:33,189
I'm not going to pretend that you might
not be in a lot of trouble, because I

739
01:08:33,189 --> 01:08:34,710
think you both know that you are.

740
01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:39,790
But we didn't... But I know you're
innocent, right? Hey, I believe you.

741
01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:42,950
But you've got to understand how this
looks, eh?

742
01:08:44,270 --> 01:08:46,370
Right now, the both of yous are facing
kidnapping.

743
01:08:47,810 --> 01:08:48,810
Assault.

744
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,450
And there's definitely some morals
charges involved here. You girls are bad

745
01:08:52,450 --> 01:08:53,429
girls, you know.

746
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:55,470
Oh, my mother is going to kill me.

747
01:08:58,859 --> 01:09:02,240
We're really in a lot of trouble then,
aren't we? Yeah, I guess you are.

748
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,200
You said it, sweetheart. Right now, you
girls could use all the friends you can

749
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,200
get.

750
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:09,939
Could you help us?

751
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,160
Well... Please.

752
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:18,300
I might be able to do something for you
both.

753
01:09:18,779 --> 01:09:20,660
You girls could sure use friends, you
know.

754
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:26,380
But only if you both cooperate with me
fully.

755
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,600
You understand?

756
01:09:27,740 --> 01:09:29,660
I'll do anything you ask. Anything.

757
01:09:33,779 --> 01:09:35,180
How much does she know?

758
01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:37,200
I know everything, pal.

759
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:41,279
And once I've interviewed Sue's friends,
the whole world will know.

760
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:43,660
Your friends?

761
01:09:44,779 --> 01:09:45,979
I'm sorry, Jeff.

762
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:47,319
You're a phony, Justice.

763
01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:50,120
You're no more a stud than a eunuch in a
harem.

764
01:09:50,819 --> 01:09:51,859
Hey, I like that.

765
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:56,700
A eunuch in a Hollywood harem. The real
Jeff Justice's story.

766
01:09:57,420 --> 01:10:00,220
And thanks to Sue, I now have the proof,
don't I, Jeff?

767
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:03,780
Please, just leave me alone.

768
01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:05,340
Jan, please.

769
01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:10,240
Wouldn't it be enough if I just gave up
acting?

770
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,660
Wouldn't that be enough of a story?

771
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:20,680
Please, I beg you, don't tell them I'm
not a man anymore.

772
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,900
Well, you know, I'm going to miss this
newspaper business.

773
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,490
Well, he's all yours, Sue.

774
01:10:28,990 --> 01:10:30,410
For whatever that's worth.

775
01:10:32,170 --> 01:10:33,170
Where are you going?

776
01:10:34,290 --> 01:10:37,470
Well, I have to go hunt down that
Casanova partner of mine.

777
01:10:37,990 --> 01:10:40,890
I have a sneaking suspicion I've been
slickered again.

778
01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:54,790
Jeff, everything Jan said was just a
bluff.

779
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,220
I'm sure she won't be doing a story.

780
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:02,900
I'll talk to my friends, and I promise
they won't say anything to anyone.

781
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,880
You can still be the actor you've always
been.

782
01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:09,520
I'm just sorry I ever got involved in
this.

783
01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:10,740
Sue.

784
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,040
Do you know what my real name is?

785
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:15,920
No, I don't believe I do.

786
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:18,160
Spiegelman.

787
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,460
Born Otis Spiegelman.

788
01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:24,140
It's funny.

789
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,980
One translation of my name is Mirror
Man.

790
01:11:29,860 --> 01:11:31,160
That's all I've ever been.

791
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,860
A cheap reflection of a man.

792
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:37,180
Now even the man is gone.

793
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:40,040
Without anyone ever really having known
him.

794
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,900
Jeff, I always saw the real man.

795
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:47,920
My kind of man isn't the one that tries
to satisfy every woman that offers

796
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:48,920
herself to him.

797
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:50,760
Don't you see?

798
01:11:51,970 --> 01:11:54,130
That's just another way of signing
autographs.

799
01:11:56,690 --> 01:11:57,730
You're a good woman, Sue.

800
01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:03,570
You can say that after what I've done to
you?

801
01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:06,750
Maybe that was the best thing for me.

802
01:12:07,610 --> 01:12:09,910
Maybe I should say, thanks.

803
01:12:10,530 --> 01:12:11,530
I needed that.

804
01:12:18,630 --> 01:12:20,110
No, Jeff, I'm leaving.

805
01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:21,650
No, Sue, wait.

806
01:12:23,090 --> 01:12:26,170
No, I just don't want to be another one
of Jeff Justice's girls.

807
01:12:28,050 --> 01:12:29,670
What if you were the only girl?

808
01:12:30,130 --> 01:12:31,130
Be serious.

809
01:12:31,810 --> 01:12:32,810
All right.

810
01:12:33,190 --> 01:12:34,690
How about the only girl of the time?

811
01:12:36,070 --> 01:12:37,950
At least now you're being a little more
honest.

812
01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:44,870
I can honestly say there's been no one
else in my life but you for the last six

813
01:12:44,870 --> 01:12:45,870
months.

814
01:12:47,490 --> 01:12:48,570
Damn you, Jeff.

815
01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:51,520
I always have been a sucker for a good
line.

816
01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:56,280
Are you sure you're ready for this?

817
01:13:05,260 --> 01:13:06,720
My God, you are ready.

818
01:13:32,969 --> 01:13:35,110
Excellent, ladies, excellent.

819
01:13:35,350 --> 01:13:39,450
Slow down, slow down, slow down.

820
01:13:39,810 --> 01:13:41,610
Yeah, slow, slow, slow.

821
01:13:42,930 --> 01:13:47,330
We got a long time.

822
01:13:47,730 --> 01:13:53,730
Some things are always in a hurry.

823
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:57,900
We can't help it.

824
01:14:32,919 --> 01:14:34,800
The man's breath away.

825
01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:28,790
Ugh.

826
01:16:09,150 --> 01:16:10,550
Save the last dance for me

827
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:14,280
Easy, easy.

828
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:15,320
I don't want to come to you.

829
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,860
Get up here.

830
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:16,880
I take it all back.

831
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:22,020
It is fabulous to be the private
secretary and lover to a famous movie

832
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:24,600
star. Like Jeff Justice.

833
01:24:45,290 --> 01:24:52,090
he sees me and I'll shiver the first
time

834
01:24:52,090 --> 01:24:57,090
he touches me and I'll know it

835
01:24:57,090 --> 01:25:03,950
by the way he smiles and he'll show it